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La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother
nobody
We're, just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic
RIGHT
For all of y'all, keep y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy
conditioning
Which we create, cause that's our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this type of shit happens everyday
I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn
and
Went to the bathroom to wash up
Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a
cup, said
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all
there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it
lasted
the mirror said, "You are you conceited
bastard!"
Well that true, that why we never had no beef
THen I washed off the soap and brushed the
gold teeth
Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail
and then I grabbed the file for my finger
nails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take
a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
For all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo
Cologne
Fresh dress, like a million bucks,
put on the Bally shoes and the fly green
socks.
Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
Went back in I forgot my Kangol
Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY
I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from
the VALLEY
This was a girl playing hard to get
So I said "What's wrong?" cause she looked
upset
She said uh, "It's all because of you
I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away
and now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so
How much you'll never know
Cause you took your love away from me"
Now what was I to do
She was crying over me and she was feeling
blue
I said, "Don't cry, dry, your eyes
Here comes your mother with those two little
guys"
Her mean mother steps and says to me "Hi!"
Hit Sally in the face and deckedvi her in the
eye
punched her in the belly, and stepped on her
feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said what was going on?
I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave
her
She said, "If I can't have you she can't
either"
She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the
chicken pox
But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and
said
"Why don't you give me some play?
And we can go cruising in my old jag
And if you give me that OK
I'll give you all my love today
Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
So MC Rick my love is here to stay"
And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, "Cheer up!" I gave her a kiss
I said, "You can't have me I'm too young for
you miss"
She said, "No you're not," then she starts
crying
I says, "I'm nineteen", she says, "Stop
lying!"
I said, "I am -- go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your
lover!"
To the heart tick tock you don't stop
To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit
it!
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