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Jay Leonhart sings Nukular. Lyric: Nukular
At first I thought I knew what I was doing,
But then I found out I was wrong. In
Spite of what I thought was right the
World has shown me other wise
And so I wrote this song.
For you
See I always thought the word was nuclear, as
in
Nuclear power or nuclear conflagration.
But now I've learned that the word is really
nukular, yes
Nukular is the proper pronunciation.
It's nukular, nukular, n-u-k-u-l-a-r
Say it and you'll quickly come to love it.
It's nukular, nukular, join the rest of
America,
Show the world you're stupid and proud of it.
Nukular has two U sounds that roll right off
the tongue,
Nukular is macho and athletic. While
Nuclear is feminine, weak, and far too
gentle,
Nuclear is passive and pathetic,
Nuclear's too complicated it sounds
suspiciously like French,
It's just too meek and humble. But
Nukular is powerful it has a certain jene se
qua,
Nukular is rough and ready to rumble.
It's nukular nukular and while it might seem
peculular,
I now say nukular with no fear. But
How the pronunciation went from nuclear to
nukular,
Still remains a bit unkular.
OK I guess I'm being nasty,
Being ugly and only getting ugular, but
With the the dumbing down of America today, I
Feel the need to go right for the jugliar.
It's Nukular Nukular that's the way you say
it, the
Other way's too difficult and taxing,
Nukular nukular it rolls right off the
toungue,
With nukular the uvula's relaxing
It's nukular, nukular, n-u-k-u-l-a-r
Say it and you'll quickly come to love it.
It's nukular, nukular, join the rest of
America,
Show the world you're stupid and proud of it.
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