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The best part of making this video was the
fact I got to eat the props. Except the
bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of
dude.
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Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring
toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's
always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some
dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or
The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to
the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it
happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to
spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your
order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour
there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my
trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't
decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt
Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to
spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your
order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for
lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,
cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love
with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude
you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the
food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you
friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of
mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for
spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac
arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they
forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you
rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's
screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray
Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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