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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on
itunes!
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i
promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round
pleasures of my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for
your touch
you make me laugh youre my better half,
though you weigh twice as much
350 pounds of love
you mustve fell from up above
and killed the townspeople below
you had a crush and you let it show
when i want to pleasure you i need an
expedition crew
with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more
than me.
we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
last week we went on a whale watch
The boat drove to your house.
350 pounds of pain
when you exhale al gore goes insane
whenever we make out
i taste jam and sauerkraut
we went on a sailing trip you fell and
floated beside the ship
then a boat docked on your pants
and said "i claim this island in the name of
france."
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
saying this was something new
lyposuction, breast reduction
and what came home wasnt you
no no no no it wasnt you it was
120 pounds of hate,
and you said, "i look great."
and when the nurse removed the fat, they
found the neighbors cat
i just paused and said to her
i loved you just the way you were
then she smiled and for my sake
said, "pass the cake!"
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Durée : 161 s |
| WiiMote playing Half-Life 2 on a computer |
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I'm playing Half-Life 2 on my computer using
a Wii controller thats connected via
bluetooth and GlovePie. Check www.wiili.org
(http://www.wiili.org/forum/download-windows-
driver-here-t294.html)
and
http://carl.kenner.googlepages.com/glovepie_d
ownload
Wiiiiiiiiii! Any info you want should be
narrated in the video, if not post a comment
with a question.
For those interested (and who can't
understand me) the music is by DJ SymBiotiX
(DJ SBX) check out his stuff at www.djsbx.com
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Durée : 491 s |
| Half life: Full Life Consequences |
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Retarded Fan Fiction by: squirrelking
Narration by: blind51de
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflif
e_Fulllife_Consequences
Remember to subscribe!
HAY DJY HOW DID I FOUND MUSICS:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfpBzUERJOo
Look at that video, it shows you what music I
put into the video and plus a download link
to the entire soundtrack. Thank ophios for
that :D
John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother
was one day in an office typing on a
computer. He got an email from his brother
that said that aliens and monsters were
attacking his place and aksed him for help so
he went.
John Freeman got his computer shut down and
wet on the platform to go up to the roof of
the building where he left his motorcycle and
normal people close because he was in his
office lab coat. John Freeman got on his
motorcycl and said "its time for me to live
up to my family name and face full life
consequences" so he had to go.
John Freeman ramped off the building and did
a backflip and landed. He kept driving down
the road and made sure there was no zombies
around because he ddint have weapon.
The contrysides were nice and the plants were
singing and the birds and the sun was almost
down from the top of the sky. the mood was
set for John Freemans quest to help his
brother where he was. John Freeman looked
around the countrysides and said "its a good
day to do what has to be done by me and help
my brother to defeat the enemys".
John Freeman was late so he had to drive
really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so
when John Freeman went by the cops came and
wanted to give him a ticket. Here John
Freeman saw the first monster because the cop
was posessed and had headcrabs.
"I cant give you my lisense officer" John
Freeman said
"Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to
John Freeman.
"Because you are headcrab zombie" so John
Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove
off thinking "my brother is in trouble there"
and went faster.
John Freeman had to go faster like the speed
of sound and got there fast because Gordon
needed him where he was. John Freeman looked
at road signs and saw "Ravenholm" with
someons writing under it saying "u shudnt
come here" so John Freeman almost turned
around but heard screaming like Gordon so he
went faster again.
John Freeman drove in and did another flip n
jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike
took out some headcrab zombies infront of
John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked
fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground
and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired
fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this
place" and the zombie goasts said "but this
is our house" and John Freeman felt sorry for
them becaus they couldnt live there anymore
because they were zombie goasts so he blew up
the house and killed the zombie goasts so
they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from
his brother so he kept walking really faster
to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing
like the countrysides there was no birds
singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt
was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
When John Freeman got to where the screaming
was started from he found his brother Gorden
Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon
said "John Freeman! Over here!" so John
Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman
was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet
from teh gun really fast and the bullets went
and shot the final boss in the eyes and the
final boss couldnt see.
Gordon Freeman said "its time to end this
ones and for all!" and punched the final boss
in the face and the final boss fell. John
Freeman said "thanks i could help, bro" and
Gordon Freeman said "you should come here
earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because
John Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BRO!" and
pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon
Freeman looked up and said "NOO! John Freeman
run out of here fast as you can!" and John
Freeman walked real fast out.
John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get
steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and
angry.
"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman
yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
THANKS DESTRUCTOID FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
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THANKS JOYSTIQ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS GAME REVOLUTION FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
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THANKS CANNED GEEK FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS AUSTRALIAN GAMER FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANKS HALOLZ FOR THE ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PC GAMER UK FOR THE MAGAZINE
ARTICLE! :D
THANK YOU PSM3 UK FOR FEATURING ME IN YOUR
DVD! :D
If anyone sees this video anywhere else on
the internet, please message me.
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