| Taco Bell Rap |
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!!!!!!!!!LYRICS!!!!!!!!!!!!
(written by: ryan deberry)
i need two supreme tacos and hold the sour
cream
it makes me vomit and it's an ugly scene
a chicken quesadilla and taco salad, too
this is how we do up in the drive thru
i need a spicy chicken double decker chilli
cheese wrap
large coke, bottle of water, don't forget the
cap
i need two soft tacos and an enchurrito
don't be thinking that its all for me though
"yo queiro taco bell" my boy said to me
so i'll get him a chalupa and one for free.
i hope you're getting all this down, you're
sitting there without a sound
hot sauce, i need that too, make it three, no
make it two
large coke, i need that too,
one for me and for you
just kidding, being nice
(AND DON'T FORGET THE YELLOW RICE!)
yellow rice, he wants that too, is that
something you guys do?
if not nachos please, hold the lettuce, add
the cheese
one more holla for a dollar
this my crew in this drive thru
one more thing, give it to me cause baby
WE HUNGRY.
Brandon Epling on keyboards, Brian Lugo on
beat box and Ryan Deberry on
Lyrics............(therefor)...Taco Bell Rap.
Hope you enjoy.
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| McDonald's: The Rap |
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The best part of making this video was the
fact I got to eat the props. Except the
bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of
dude.
Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the
other videos! I'll go ahead and include the
lyrics on here until I put them on the site.
Sittin' on the couch with the morning post
With a cold cup of coffee and some boring
toast
Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's
always fun
What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run
So we hit the couch cushions, need some
dollars, friend
Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian.
How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or
The Goonies?
Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.
Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to
the floor
Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34
Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express
You can call it trans fat, I call it
happiness
Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to
spare
Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your
order?"
A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour
there, son
A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my
trunk
Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't
decide, uh...
All's I know is hit them things with Aunt
Jemimah
How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor
No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel
Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to
spend
And I want them eggs poached like an elephant
Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your
order?"
No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!
Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot
Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet"
Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name
Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame
Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later
Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters
Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch
Start the car up fast because it's time for
lunch
It just takes two bucks and I get what I need
Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,
cheese
"Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it
But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love
with it?
If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude
you should
It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the
food is good
Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you
friend
Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again
Enter the store, first you holla, then you
Pick a couple items off the dollar menu
Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard
Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of
mustard.
A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce
Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit
Want a water? You can pay up there for
spring
Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing
They say, "you're playing with a cardiac
arrest, my boy"
Only thing bad for my heart's when they
forget my toy
Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you
rant
It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant
People say it's bad, but I don't believe them
McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman
Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's
screaming "stop!
Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray
Kroc
Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!
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Durée : 169 s |
| Large Hadron Rap |
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Rappin' about CERN's Large Hadron Collider!
Links below...
Apparently YouTube fixed the sound! Still,
Will Barras made two options trying to get
around the original problems:
Other
YouTube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3iryB
LZCOQ
Vimeo:
http://www.vimeo.com/1431471?pg=embed&sec=143
1471
Vimeo is downloadable if you log in.
There has been a lot of interest in the
original mp3, lyrics, and vocals for
remixing. You can find all that here:
https://www.msu.edu/~mcalpin9/lhc_rap/largeha
dron.html
Images came from:
particlephysics.ac.uk, space.com, the
Institute of Physics, NASA, Symmetry, and
Marvel
The talented dancers doubled as camera
people, with some work by Neil Dixon. Stock
footage is CERN's.
Will Barras is responsible for the killa
beats:
http://www.ling.ed.ac.uk/~s9527813/
The rapper has a day job (we agree this is a
good thing) as a science writer.
http://www.katemcalpine.com
Tags : LHC CERN rap physics particle |
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| Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2 |
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A music video featuring some of your favorite
or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars
characters like you've never seen them
before.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I
do not take any credit for it.
Here are the lyrics (although please note
that they are not absolutely correct, as I do
not have confirmation from the artists). From
now on, any comments asking for the lyrics
will simply be removed. I will not insult you
even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to
deserve it.
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on
strike
and I have no experience with this type of
shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like
tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark
Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills
ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black
dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off
blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos
and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and
split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin'
universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll
fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed
whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone
falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2
squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
Tags : star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando |
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Durée : 149 s |
| Awkward Rap |
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A hip-hop tribute to life's most
uncomfortable moments, featuring CH's Dan,
Sam & Amir. See more at
CollegeHumor.com/CHTV.
You can download the song here:
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/
chtv/awkwardrap.mp3
Free CHTV video podcast on iTunes:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.wo
a/wa/viewPodcast?id=268957390
CH Facebook Fan Page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/CollegeHumor/63
63207806
Watch this on CHTV and view credits at
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1826271
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Durée : 192 s |
| IM PERSIAN RAP!! |
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-SUBSCRIBE OR DIE-
Rate, comment, and favorite everybody! It
means a lot! Thanks! :D
THIS VIDEO IS DEDICATED TO IGPRODUCTION24 FOR
THE INSPIRATION I NEEDED TO MAKE IT!! THANKS
BRO!
http://www.youtube.com/igproduction24
Some FAQ:
1. Yes, I did make the beat and also wrote
the lyrics and rapped them.
2. I made the beat using FL Studio 8 XXL
Producer Edition.
3. I used my camera for the rapping and just
put it into my editing software and simply
put the video clips over it.
4. YES, I am Persian and YES I am 16!!
5. lolz
6. That huge guy in the video holding me
back, is my brother. He's three years older
than me (19) and that much bigger. So yeah...
7. I KNOW I SAY THINGS LIKE "ARABIC" WRONG,
I'M MAKING FUN OF HOW THE COMMON
PRONUNCIATION IS OFTEN MISTAKEN... GOSH!!
8. No, I'm not Muslim. I'm Christian, but I
do respect all other religions.
9. NO, I'M NOT A FREAKIN' TERRORIST!
Download the MP3 here:
http://www.myspace.com/dubmuzak
Lyrics:
(Hook)
IM PERSIAN! Can you hear the words out my
mouth?
you ask me one more time, and you gon' get
knocked out!
I aint paki, afghani, arabic, or aladdin!
I only play FIFA man, forget that Madden!
I don't have a favorite food,
but if there's rice, then I am good!
Don't be calling me a terrorist, cause I can
be tempted,
Halo used to be peaceful, but that's not how
I left it!
(Chorus)
IM PERSIAN! I didn't swim across the border!
I won't take your crap, even though I'm way
shorter!
I always live my life with deception and
lies!
If you trust me man, you'll end up surprised!
IM PERSIAN! Don't fear me, I don't have a
bomb!
Last night was awesome, but don't take me
wrong! (sept. 12, 2001)
If you call me a terrorist, I'll say "You're
right!"
Dim the lights, get in tight, and "BLOW ME
UP" ALL NIGHT!
IM PERSIAN!
(Verse)
Look at my face, can you tell the origin of
my race?
Lemme give you a hint, I have tons of oil,
but don't spread it around, all that does is
spoil.
I'm working on a semi-nuclear bomb,
and if Mohammad is correct, then nothing is
wrong! :D
Everybody's just jealous of us, they're all
pansies,
All we need is more Republicans, and
everything's dandy!
Don't take me seriously, I love the US of A,
But if you're not of age, then get out of my
face! :(
I really need a nose job, and that'll show
them,
If it gives me cancer, then I'll expose them!
I don't pay for cable, but I still don't
steal it,
I just got my green card, don't want them to
repeal it!
I work hard for a living, I won't steal from
a baby,
But finders keepers is my saying, even with
an old lady!
There's a lot of people talking, right behind
my back,
I just block them out, cause they'll blow my
act,
If only people would stand a day inside my
shoes,
They'd understand what it's like to see your
uncle on the news.
We're people too, but it's what the parents
taught them,
The rights and the wrongs, but also what they
bought them.
Like toys and presents and clothes and cars,
I got some cigarettes, a mask and nicknamed
Jafar.
(Chorus)
(Hook X2)
(Chorus)
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| "Mac or PC" Rap Music Video - Mac vs PC |
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NEW VIDEO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbhnNizN5DA
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.wo
a/wa/viewAlbum?id=257754034&s=143441
Get the song + remix now on iTunes and other
online stores around the world!!! Just search
for "mac or pc"
Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you
its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you
like it or not. Video directed by David
Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau
Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by
Pete Nos.
Check out http://www.macorpc.org
and http://myspace.com/macorpc
Contact: macorpcvideo@gmail.com
NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON
ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE
WORLD!!!
LYRICS:
I'm a right-clicka
I'm an iBook flippa
Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga
Surf Safari or browse in I.E.
Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or
PC!
USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know
watch my data flow
From MS-DOS command line prompts
Black backgrounds, no special sauce
Well I've only been around since '84
But my ease of use has done so much more
From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS
To a PowerPC, my OS is the best
So clickable, design is lickable
My aqua interface makes XP dispicable
Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot
Then I swap it with generic
cause the port is hot
If you see life through an LCD
Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC?
Take a look at Vista
enjoy the view
I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew
cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast
turn the arrow on and lick the glass
Tiger's fast as hell
But Leopard's got the boom
Time machine is mad mean
you're absurd - what's a zune?
Middle name: innovate
All features integrate
Now stay the hell out of my developers'
conferences!
Nonsenses - I'm networking
You're not working
Stop staring at your built-in webcam
YouTube surfing
Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh
ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best
He is the best with his videos
And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro
Mac, PC, and Me, At Last
When I run IT'S A iPOD!
Talk IT'S AN iPHONE!
Stuff I gotta have no matter what
It's an iLOAN!
I want an Intel, plus CS3,
but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed
Listenin to Steve
Uh! Compatibility
Everybody fits with me
All the applications wanna get with my
virility
At any time
Yo, it might go off
And you can ride it
Til it's Micro-Soft
Huh! Pay attention
I got a new invention
Steal your next idea
At the MacWorld Convention
But guess what
You'll always be behind
Cuz Mac is a state of mind
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Since many people have asked... YES, the
video was cut on a Mac.
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