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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in
like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it
and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you
should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe
if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat
my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl
steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards
of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly
ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete
(re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to
meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you
think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your
g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world
country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped
porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me,
can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn
Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like
your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd
take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't
care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar
bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo
nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a
layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet
her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her
Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im
jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what
your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between
respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon
sect
That says you cant have sex with members of
different sects, but you cant have sex with
members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex
can be same, then the only sex left is some
left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and
if that don't feel right then u can write my
name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like
spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic
figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so
at the nude baech people think im lookin for
lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings
and if you want to take it all wear African
neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are
straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me
(blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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Durée : 248 s |
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