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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
three of them never before seen on the
internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
whats a pirate minus the ship? just a
creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant
ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid
with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the
tour de france.
split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you're all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get.
is new math...
whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a
nike worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i
guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a
box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the
pencil to michael j fox.
take the approximate moral proportion of the
probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...
is new math.
and if you made a factor tree of the factors
that caused my girl to leave me youd have a
tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical
minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the
unnatural log.
support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor
(fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah
word problems
if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a
twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you
need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and
at the very back end a lightning bolt struck
her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver,
provided that he's a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty
percent of men are chinese, what are the odds
that a men chosen at random spends his
freetime and mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two
years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their
threesomes be considered statutory rape
cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion
if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its
improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it
best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if
theyre under thirteen just do them in your
head....
and new math
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| Frozen Grand Central |
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From http://www.ImprovEverywhere.com, over
200 people freeze in place on cue in Grand
Central Station in New York.
This is one of over 70 different missions
Improv Everywhere has executed over the past
six years in New York City. Others include
the No Pants Subway Ride, the Best Buy
uniform prank, and the famous U2 Rooftop
Hoax, to name a few. Visit the website to
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